Anyhow moving onto today's gem....... Can you guess???
(No, I am not making this shit up, how could you. These were hanging out at the front, right by the register, ready to be someone's next impulse buy.)
Did you guys guess? PICKLES! Not only pickles, but one portly pickle named 'big papa' and one sassy pickle named ' hot mama'. Just hanging out. Brined. In their little bags. Waiting for what? One to crave pickles so badly that you scoop it up as you're buying your prescription drugs, crappy candy and toiletries?